January 2012
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2011 is the year that...
NOTE: These are all of the things that were relevant/important to me.
I received my first “F” in college (CS47 Intro to Computer Systems)
I went camping for the first time ever
Dennis Ritchie died (the inventor of the C programming language)
I became a fully-fledged brony
I had more all-night study sessions than all previous years of my life combined
Osama Bin Laden died (and...
December 2011
128 posts
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Just testing to see how many of my followers are...
Complete the next SENTENCE of this game dialogue and REBLOG. Do not specify what it is from.
“Die, monster!”
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One-Liners I've Said While Playing Skyrim
Whenever I play as the Dovakiin I am a massive troll. Apologies in advance, everybody.
While wandering near Whiterun: “Hey, there’s something alive over there. I’ll take care of that.”
Before burning a fox to death with fire magic: “You know what my favorite internet browser is? FIREFOX!”
Before slitting someone’s throat: “Knife to see...
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About Me 30 Day Challenge: Day 30
Day 30 - Your highs and lows of this month.
Huh, I didn’t expect this Challenge to end on Christmas but what the hey. Before we start, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! If you don’t celebrate Christmas, Happy Holidays and have a fun time. And if you somehow found a way to take offense to the last statement, go fuck yourself with a rusty machete. Now, back to my last post!
HIGHS
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About Me 30 Day Challenge: Day 29
Day 29 - Goals for the next 30 days.
Give an excellent presentation for my genetics research at the poster expo
Take my girl ice-skating
Establish a proper sleep schedule (highly unlikely xp)
Relearn C, C++, and Python programming
Establish a regular exercise schedule
Watch all the movies on my current list
Improve my typing skill and speed
Get caught up on my Microsoft Student Partner...
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Bah Humbug...
Who would’ve thought that I’d be this fucking busy this close to Christmas. Let’s get this shit over with so I can have some fun! ><
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“What ever you are reaching for better be a sandwich coz you’re gonna have...”
– Louis Gossett Jr. - “The Laughing Policeman” (1973)
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About Me 30 Day Challenge: Day 28
Day 28 - Something that you miss.
Sometimes, albeit very rarely, I miss the simplicities of young life. Life was much simpler before, and ignorance is sometimes bliss. But this is a very fleeting feeling. Life is too good to want to go back.
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About Me 30 Day Challenge: Day 27
Day 27 - A problem that you have had.
I have been waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too passive all my life. I don’t take initiative as much as I’d like to. I also don’t like to bust balls because I feel like a tyrant whenever I do. But I realized that this attitude does not work in the real world. When you are viewed as a nice and carefree person people tend to take your niceness for granted....
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“You know what I’m going to get you next Christmas, Mom? A big wooden...”
– Kevin Spacey - “The Ref” (1994)
Tests
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Getting a 100%
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Top is how I felt when I got the 108% that landed me my research job.
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About Me 30 Day Challenge: Day 26
Day 26 - What kind of person attracts you.
I am attracted to intelligence above all. I respect women who strive to further their knowledge of the world around them and the way it works. And this respect is not exclusive to books smarts; I think street smarts are very attractive as well. However I tend to shy away from people with TOO much street smart in fear that they might try to take...
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161 Condom Sayings →
For those of you familiar with “No glove, no love,” Here are some hilarious alternative sayings.
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About Me 30 Day Challenge: Day 25
Day 25 - Someone who fascinates you and why.
There are many people who fascinate me. I am fascinated by smart and talented scientists. I am also fascinated by famous martial artists. Mostly, I am fascinated by people who inspire me, such as my older sister Mary or my former mentors in my early college career. It’s kinda hard to narrow it down.
But at the moment, the person I’m most...